How do we come up with our profile names?

[scordiaboy515 240]

     Mine originated from the town of Scordia in Catania, Sicily where my mother was born
 
......almost forgot, the 515 is my bikes production #
 

[mjh937 1,524]

Mine is my initials and my favorite number. I have no idea why 937 is my favorite number.

[scordiaboy515 240]

Mine is my initials and my favorite number. I have no idea why 937 is my favorite number.

  OK....cool  

[Cruizin 3,232]

My wife came up with mine. total lack of creativity!

[Allan 305]

The number is my phone area code.. probably shouldn't be advertising that.. lol and panzer is because I love world war 2 and liked the panzer divisions.

[hobbs 558]

Just an old nickname.

[psumech 16]

Mechanical engineer that went to Penn State.

[rotaryryan24 149]

I was 24 years old when I built my first rotary engine, 18 engines later I still love them.

[shadowcat 37]

I have a cat and his name is shadow.

[wabill 56]

I live in WA, Bill is one of my names and I'm getting WABILLY as I ripen or mature.  And the Avatar is me enjoying the best ever coconut cream pie at the pie shop in Stockholm, WI.  It ruined forever any other cc pie.
 

[hippiebikerchick 932]

I'm too young to be a hippie but I like their groovy vibe. (and fringe) I feel like Vicki the bikerchick from the comic strip Rose is Rose when I ride:
 
http://i1292.photobucket.com/albums/b580/Carol_Hauptman_Gluck/Vicki0_zps1eadc1f1.jpg
 
 
http://i1292.photobucket.com/albums/b580/Carol_Hauptman_Gluck/Vicki_zpsfb71d117.jpg
 
 
 

[reaper308 71]

I have a thing for grim reapers (several tattoos ) and 308 is my favorite caliber rifle

[scordiaboy515 240]

     Great, thanks everyone for sharing .....keep 'em comin
 

[mjesenovec 35]

First initial, last name. Totally boring, but I've been using it since the dawn of time for everything.

[andistyr 106]

Randomly rolled it up with d20 and d6 back when I played D&D back in collage.
 

[oldsocks 22]

We were having a friendly, family conversation about my son's feet and how surrealistically large his big toe is and out came old socks. I definitely appreciate the creativity of those here and am glad I get a chance to air out my dirty laundry. 

[Guest August BB]

This will definitely be the worst username explanation of the bunch and maybe everyone registered, but what the hell I will tell you regardless. You have been warned!
 
So the very first pic of the motorcycle my wife takes when I brought it home, the angle and all and my sitting up, well it basically resembled a certain phallic image, where the two wheels were testicles and I was the shaft. And since the wheels were blue, she commented on how they are blue balls.
 
And my bike was manufactured in August. So a combo of it, my bike is named August Blue Balls. Yes, you will now look at my username completely different from now on. Enjoy.

[hippiebikerchick 932]

This will definitely be the worst username explanation of the bunch and maybe everyone registered, but what the hell I will tell you regardless. You have been warned! 
So the very first pic of the motorcycle my wife takes when I brought it home, the angle and all and my sitting up, well it basically resembled a certain phallic image, where the two wheels were testicles and I was the shaft. And since the wheels were blue, she commented on how they are blue balls.
 
And my bike was manufactured in August. So a combo of it, my bike is named August Blue Balls. Yes, you will now look at my username completely different from now on. Enjoy.

That's def the funniest explanation yet! Now you must post the photo so we can see what you mean!

[valhalla 39]

According to Merrium-Webster Online:
 
Full Definition of ZEPHYR
 
1
 
a : a breeze from the west
 
b : a gentle breeze
 
"The Breeze" was the handle given to me by my new hire-on company trainer a looooong time ago back when I was driving a Freightliner over-the-road. During training he was forever riding me to "slow it down"....
 

 
 
Following "Zephyr" the "07" of course relates to my (new) avatar.

[zoopants 10]

My name came from my sons stinky diapers lol. His diaper sometimes smelled like a zoo that we used to call him Zoo Pants.

[steviede 33]

My family and close friends have always called me Stevie instead of my actual name Steven since I was born, and then came school when everyone started putting my first initials of my last name, de Montfort, with my first name to tell me apart from other Steves at school and from then on "StevieDe" has just stuck.

[motomeek 722]

Ha. Mine is in no way as elaborate. My names Meek and what better way than to add Moto to it for a Moto Forum.
 
 

[mojopollo 15]

While at work decided to play a very cool LAN game called "StarCraft I" with my coworkers instead of doing work, someone was using the handle DucanIdaho, which I thought was really cool, at the time I did not know it was a character from Dune, so since Idaho reminded me of potatoes, I decide to go with Chicken for myself, threw in "mojo" in spanish for wetchicken to be funny and I have been using this handle ever since. The dot com company later folded....

[thestache 195]

Um, well mine is ez...I have a mustache, and not just for MOvember have had it since I was about 19...30yrs later, if I ever shave it people tell me I look weird

[reckless 23]

Mine is from my old drag racing crew RECKLESS (auto not bike).  Pretty well known for being one of the fastest crew from the area.  Speed has always been an addiction but when it came to motorcycles safety has been the number one priority.  Something to keep my feeling young inside