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Beemer

Derr Mr. AnswerMan,

 

I herd you wiz dah best and dah man to ass a questchin.

I wants to get around in city traffic faster and I gots me an itch to ride over the tops of cars to do it. I hates me a cager! Should I get a trails bike that will put the schizzle in the pizzle an hep me pul dem big mofo wheelies and give me the pop I be needins to gets me up there on top or should I just go up on the sidewalk and use store fronts as a berm so's I don slow down? 

please hep a po biker I be so conbused!

 

Signed,

Snoop Doggy Poop


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r1limited

tell you what In oizzle fiizzle to emmulizzle the Sizzle you must fiizzle speizzle like the snoizzle Passinizzle cars in trafizzle by riizzle over the top is a no no But passizzle cars on the freewizzle or streetizzle at speizzle 300 mph and hiizzle is the way to go as long as 1 you are naizzle 2 your baizzle are not betwizzle your seat and butt 3 you underizzle the law of idiotizzle

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bornagainbiker

Would a bike like this, plus mad skills help:

 

 

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22 hours ago, bornagainbiker said:

Would a bike like this, plus mad skills help:

 

 

I'm always amazed to watch trials riders, they're like mountain goats hopping from rock to rock.

Chuck Norris, are you up for a real challenge?


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On ‎1‎/‎19‎/‎2019 at 9:48 AM, r1limited said:

tell you what In oizzle fiizzle to emmulizzle the Sizzle you must fiizzle speizzle like the snoizzle Passinizzle cars in trafizzle by riizzle over the top is a no no But passizzle cars on the freewizzle or streetizzle at speizzle 300 mph and hiizzle is the way to go as long as 1 you are naizzle 2 your baizzle are not betwizzle your seat and butt 3 you underizzle the law of idiotizzle

Ok, you've reached your quota of schnizzlin' for the month, ha!

 

I wonder if a trials rider would rule in a Moto X Freestyle event once he (or she) got familiar with the bike and the jumps.

 

 

 

 

 


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